Far Cough 5:15 Tue Aug 30
I could be the ticket man at Fulham Broadway station
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What a waste
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eusebiovic
3:41 Wed Sep 14
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I could be safety first despite spending £135 Million
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Far Cough
7:22 Tue Sep 13
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They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests
Shoes like dead pigs' noses
Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers
A mouth what never closes
Yngwies, hahaha
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yngwies Cat
12:48 Fri Sep 2
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Still looking for 2 The Saturday FC ... :-)
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Timmy Breacker
10:42 Thu Sep 1
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Aside from amazing lyrics, what a talented, innovative, passionate set of musicians. Never bettered by a uk band imo.
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Timmy Breacker
10:40 Thu Sep 1
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If i was with a woman,
I'd threaten to unload her,
Every time she asked me to explain,
If i was with a woman,
She'd have to learn to cherish,
The purity and depth of my disdain.
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ATHammer
8:59 Thu Sep 1
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The hope that springs eternal...........
Goes right up your behind.........
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Far Cough
6:25 Thu Sep 1
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Forty year-old arse-wipe, Mrs. Elizabeth Walker of Lambeth Walk
Had a husband who was jubblified
With only half a stalk
So she had a milk of magnesia and curry powder sandwich
Half a pound of uncut pork
Took an overdose of Omo, this made the neighbours talk
Could have been watching Frankie Vaughan
On the telly and giving herself a scratch
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Side of Ham
12:46 Wed Aug 31
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These lyrics of his STILL pop into my head randomly after all these years from when I was a kid….
……Eskimo, Arapaho……
Fuck knows why…
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wd40
12:10 Wed Aug 31
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You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum
Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum?
I like your titties, they're nice and small
Let me have a squeeze in my front hall.
love it .
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COOL HAND LUKE
7:06 Wed Aug 31
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Young and old and gone
White face, black shirt
White socks, black shoes
Black hair, white strat
Bled white, died black
"Go on, stick it where it hurts!"
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Cheezey Bell-End
5:13 Wed Aug 31
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13 Brentford Rd 9:40 Tue Aug 30
Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
2:37 Wed Aug 31
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If I was with a woman, I would not ask her questions,
but if she did not want me to I would.
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Nurse Ratched
2:30 Wed Aug 31
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Cabbage is clearly the official vegetable of WHO.
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Johnson
2:14 Wed Aug 31
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Once young woody had cabbages falling out of his nose on the train.
You could be the train man.
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gph
1:15 Wed Aug 31
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Karl Marx once applied to be a railway clerk, but was turned down because of his poor handwriting.
I think it was before Fulham Broadway, though.
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13 Brentford Rd
12:23 Wed Aug 31
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He didn't paint the mona Lisa
That was some Italian geezer
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Noah
11:47 Tue Aug 30
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Einstein can’t be classed as witless
He said atoms were the littlest
When he done a little splittinthemness
He frightened everybody shitless
Genius
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Timmy Breacker
11:20 Tue Aug 30
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A nice bit of kipper,
Jack the ripper
And UPTON PARK
Gracie, Cilla, Maxy Miller, Petula Clark
Winkles, Woodbines, Walnut Whips
Vera Lynn and Stafford Cripps
Lady Chatterley, Muffin the Mule
Winston Churchill, Robin Hood
Beatrix Potter, Baden-Powell
Beecham's powders, Yorkshire pud (Yorkshire pud)
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Claret Badger
10:27 Tue Aug 30
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i met and worked with his boy the other day
same age as me
looks nothin like his old man
sweary
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oioi
10:19 Tue Aug 30
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After all is said and done
You’re all blockheads too.
Oi oi
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13 Brentford Rd
9:40 Tue Aug 30
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There ain't half been some clever bastards.
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